What is your one line status on life?

One Line Status On Life. I only learned one thing in life. Being Happy. Be so busy loving your life that you have no time for hate, regret or fear. Focus on your life goals, couple goals can wait. Life is not a movie if the enemy is stronger than you. You will die. The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect.

Can I use one liner quotes in my Facebook bio?

Feel free to tweet them, use them on WhatsApp, Facebook or any other social media channels. UPDATE (16 December 2016): A set of clever one liner quotes for your Facebook bio is also available now. Enjoy these clever one liners and share them with your friends.

Can I use one line quotes as a status message?

Oh, well, there is nothing that stops you from using these one line quotes as status message on other social media platforms 🙂 Today I got another set of some really nice (mostly one liners) quotes. I have selected these best quotes from a vast collection available on hundreds of websites. I hope you’ll also love these.

What are the funniest one line quotes?

The following is our hand picked collection of 50 of the funniest one line quotes that is sure to leave you in splits. These quotes are not only funny, they are also pretty clever. So enjoy! Now if only I could teach him to play fetch! “Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” ― Colleen Hoover

How many funny one liner quotes leave you in splits?

50 Funny One Liner Quotes That Will Leave You In Splits! (With Images) 50 Funny One Liner Quotes That Will Leave You In Splits! (With Images) Laughter is good for you.

What are some of the best one-liners?

The best funny one-liners. Shutterstock “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.” “It’s never a good idea to keep both feet firmly on the ground. You’ll have trouble putting on your pants. “Change is inevitable—except from a vending machine.”